Friday, May 30, 2008

Weekly Update


And here is the news from Spokane. Kids are bored. Updates will be provided as each child succombs to their boredom and falls by the wayside. Symptoms include sad, elongated faces with longing puppy dog eyes; high pitched whines; and constant slumping indicating brief loses of muscle control. Do not try and ignore said child as this will increase the above sysmptoms. Your best option is to grab your chest on your heart side and fake a mild cardio infarcarction. Fall to your knees and mumble something about seeing the light. Lie on the floor until your child has left the room in disgust and then slowly leave the room as to not to arouse suspisions from your child that you have pulled through.


Other than that, life is pretty normal around Spokane. Darbi went to the doctor and found out that the bone is in place and she won't have to have surgery. Nick is becoming an Elder on Sunday. Jaren has begun his professional life as a painter and is loving every minute of it. Well actually, mostly loving the thought of a paycheck.


We are anxious to get the summer going around here and enjoying the outdoors. We plan on camping, hiking and water fun. We just finished a fire pit in the back yard and the boys are planning on having a party this weekend with smores and hotdogs.

2 comments:

Heather said...

Thank you for updating your blog often...I have an addiction of blogreading sorts. My kids aren't bored yet, but I am sure they will be as soon as the 13th comes (last day of school).

Mom N said...

Now..that's a unique approach! Why didn't I ever think of that! I just said, "Go get a job." Thus the title, the Work Witch!!